It seems to think that some people are ok to make fun of in
blog form. (Read this to get the full, poorly written story) Well, that said person, not
going to name names, (Big Dave) wanted to take the teenage girl route and make
fun of me on the internet for not being able to go on a camping/biking trip. Little does he know that I am a dangerous foe
as I have a lot of free time to sit around and think of ways to get back at
him.
First off, Big Dave…..isn’t big. There.
I said it, everyone was thinking it, and I had to get it out in the
open. In fact, he is actually hiding behind this guy
right here.
2nd. He
isn’t that bright. With all the
technology out there, he can’t figure out how to change gears on a bicycle and
insist on that it’s the new “bees knees”.
Sorry Dave, that phrase hasn’t been used in about 3 years, so your late
to that party as well.
3rd. I
asked him if he wanted to race this weekend at the Shriners Run in
Wilksboro. This race occurs on the Epic
Trails list and encompasses 37 miles of the singletrack goodness tackling Dark
Mountain, OVT, and Warrior Creek. Each
of them worthy of a race by themselves, but put together, an unstoppable force
of fun and smiles and giggling like a hyena at a comedy club.
Unfortunately, he has “plans” this weekend
and can’t make it. But all I heard was “I’m
too scared of fun”
4th and finally, he used “the Hoff”. This is an illegal move in all accounts. Now
granted it was Knight Rider Hoff and not Baywatch Hoff, so he does get partial
credit, but it still is a shot below the belt.
In other news, I just had my final 30th
birthday. Angry mom and dad showed up on
Friday. On Saturday I took them to the
White Water Center to show them some of the fun in which me and the burrower
have had there. I think they really
enjoyed watching people fall off the rafts and get close to drowning. I mean who wouldn’t?
That night all my friends came over and we shared in a nice
keg, watching football, bullshiting, and
playing some washers in the garage.
And finally my demise, the burrower got me a Garmen GPS for
my birthday. This thing is going to be
the death of me as I keep trying to ride faster and beat my previous times. I know, heartbreaking right? Hopefully some
good will come out of this new-fangled technology. So almost done with the year and it looks
just like one final race report is coming, you have been warned.
